You try to enter your password on the microwave.
- You have 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
- You consider “mouse elbow” a sports injury.
- Your daughter is selling Girl Scout Cookies on her Web site.
- The concept of using real money is becoming foreign to you.
- Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- The only jokes you “hear” come by e-mail.
- Your cereal box says, “visit us online”, and you do.
- You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
- The reason you don’t keep in touch with some of your family: They don’t have e-mail addresses.
- You chat with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor in more than a year.
- The computer you bought last week is now outdated and selling for half price.
- You instant message your son in his room saying dinner is ready. He replied back to ask what you’re having.
- You consider naming your daughter “Dot” and your son “Com.”
- You order take-out food online.
- Your family pet runs on batteries.
- You can have more meaningful conversations with your car than your spouse.
- You start calling telemarketers “spammers”.
- You’ve never actually met your spouse in person.
- You can turn your lights on, open the garage door, turn up your stereo, and see your back yard without leaving your computer.
- You have 5 remote controls in your living room to operate one TV.
- Your dog has an e-mail address.
- Your idea of a great first date involves a cup of coffee and a chat room.
- Your legs have fallen off from lack of use.
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